Thursday, August 2, 2007

Welcome!

Are you in a fantasy football league? Are you competitive as hell? Do you disdain losing fantasy matches to the other chumps in your league because they spend all week reading fantasy articles and you don't have that kind of time? Do you laugh at exceptionally inappropriate jokes?

Then you're home, my friend. The Fantasy Minute has your back when it comes to fantasy football. I want you to win your league in just minutes a day. Let those other fantasy fanboys get all hot and steamy over the hours of web content out there each week that pertains to fantasy football. While they spend all night geeking around online for fantasy news, you can spend five minutes on your league, and the rest of the time nailing your girlfriend/wife. Or eating. Or watching "So You Think You Can Dance." (Go ahead! I won't tell anyone.)

The point is: you can get quality fantasy football input in 5 minutes or 5 hours. It's your choice. Who isn't into instant gratification these days? Stick with me and the Fantasy Minute, and I will hopefully have you standing victorious at the end of the season. Then you can laugh and laugh at the rest of the chumps in your league who wasted all that time online every night for nothing. Suckers!

Hope to enjoy.

No comments: